So what, I am a nudist.  |  (Random)

Alright, you caught me without any clothes on. How long have you been watching me? It's not that I am upset about you watching me, I am actually relieved because now you know I am a nudist. I also happen to know that young men your age have raging hormones about 98% of their waking hours so seeing a woman as voluptuous as I walking around nude is probably causing some stirring in your pants. Why don't we take care of that bulge right now so we can clear the air. I know you jerk yourself quite a lot, I hear you. Tell you what, I won't tell your dad you skipped college today and was spying on me if you jerk yourself while I watch. It's only fair you let me watch you since I caught you watching me.