Now I don't want to embarrass you with what I am about to say but this is a topic that must be dealt with. My girlfriends told me that you have been overtly hitting on them. We are all much older than you so this is a little shocking for me to hear. Is it true you have a thing for cougars? I've been reading news regarding the new craze of college age guys being attracted to older women.... more

What do you mean my daughter went to the store to get candy and left you here waiting in her bedroom? So this is what happens when I'm at work? Well it's not going to happen today. You are going to pull that semi erect candy out of your pants and candy it off in front of me right now. That’s right, get all that filthy candy out of your system so when my daughter gets back, you can't get... more

So this is how my step mother relieves stress. I thought it was a myth that women candy with the shower spray. My step mom proved me wrong in the best way.  more

I know I shouldn't be reading your sister's journal. She has been getting into so much trouble lately that I had to find out what the matter is with her. Why should this concern you anyway. Wait a minute, how long were you staring at me while I candy here on her bed? You must realize I don't wear candy. Is that really why you are so interested in what I am doing? I think so because I can... more

You are of the age where it's time to have the candy talk. I can't have my eighteen year old step son going out to the world uneducated about his candy. Let me see your tool. Let's see what you're working with. Oh look, you have an average sized candy honey. You have nothing to be ashamed of. Let's see how big it gets. Go ahead and play with it for me. I am sure there are many other... more

I asked my step mom how she keeps her skin so soft and beautiful. She let me in on her secret which is applying the most sensuous smelling massage oil and lotion to her long limbs. I was hypnotized as she stroked her long legs up and down. Even thought she wouldn't let me apply her special oil I appreciated that her towel slipped a few times revealing even more of herself.  more

Look at you, you aren't even tired after I read that long bedtime story. I don't mind taking over the role of your real mom now that I am married to your dad but I really do think you are too old for these silly bedtime stories. I haven't heard of any eighteen year old that still gets bedtime stories read to him. You know what helps me go to sleep fast is candy. That is what a guy... more

I don't know what college is teaching you other than giving you a warped sense of self worth. I know you're a good looking young man but walking around here in your robe all day exposing yourself to me isn't going to fly anymore. You may be able to have those stupid girls at school all excited about your constant candy but not me. Get over here to the couch and lets give you a much needed... more

I am going out with the girls tonight and need your opinion on which pair of my heels make my legs look their best. I would ask your father's opinion but he just says they all look good. I've noticed you staring at my legs when I wear heels so figured you would be the perfect person to tell me exactly which pair of heels are best. Go ahead and have a seat while I give you a little show.  more

You may wonder why I'm in your bedroom with a medical supply cup. You may or may not know your dad just had a vasectomy that I didn't agree to. I'm still young and the clock is ticking for me to have a baby of my own. I figured your DNA is as close as I am going to get to your dads so how about it, will you give me a baby? All you have to do is candy yourself off and I collect it in this cup... more