My sister just told me she caught you heavily making out with that slut girlfriend of yours, in your car, in front of my house a few nights ago! What is wrong with you doing such a thing where people can see? I am so upset over this news that I feel it's my responsibility to take all your baby batter from you before you go on your date with that slut tonight. There is no way your stupidity... more

You know what happens when your father leaves out of town for his business trips don't you? Your step mom gets all dolled up for a night of slutting around town. You like to watch me prepare myself with heavy makeup and slutty but sexy clothes. I know you also play in my make-up and I am ok with that because I understand sissy boys like you. You know I will tell you every dirty detail of my... more

Your father said you wanted to talk with a female about something. I know I'm not your real mother but glad you feel comfortable enough to talk with me. So what is on your mind? You have a freakishly large what? A large penis and you want me to tell you a female's opinion of it? Ok, let's see it. Oh wow! That is huge! But it's ok to have a penis that large. I'm sure there are many girls... more

I'm so glad you're home because I am so confused by something that happened today. I went bra shopping and my old bra size doesn't fit me. I've worn the same size since I married your father years ago. You've seen my boobs, only in clothes or my swimsuit but tell me, do they seem bigger? I really need your help. I'm going to place this tape measure around my chest and you tell me what the... more

Every thing feels better without clothes on. If it were up to me I would be nude the whole day but the world doesn't work that way so our lifestyle is restricted to just our home. I think your son is picking up on the way we live because he sure likes to watch me clean house on my regular cleaning days. Oh yes, he is here right now watching me. So long as he keeps getting good grades in his... more