Don't be so bashful about showing me your size. This isn't a contest or comparison contest. I simply heard you talking with a friend about your concern over having a smaller sized candy and wanted to verify this and offer some encouragement. Oh, so this is quite a lot smaller than I thought. Well, lets' focus on the bright side of your size such as you are perfect for candy candy! If you have... more

I'm not sure what to think about finding my worn candy under your pillow. You have some explaining to do. They have been missing for at least a week when I noticed they didn't come through the wash. I am guessing you have been smelling them while your candy yourself. I am sympathetic to your situation and figured a solution without letting your father know you've been candy on your... more

I have been holding off long enough but it's time I find out why my candy keep missing. I want to understand why you have such a candy for my hose. Is it the texture of the weave? Is it the sound they make when your hands run through them or is it because they can so easily wrap around your candy? Do you like the sound they make as they are destroyed? The ripping and shredding... more

The talk around the office today was about something I find candy to believe. There are people who absolutely are obsessed with candy! I had no idea such a thing existed and its called "foot candy". I can't imagine talking with your father about such a strange thing but maybe you know something of this strange candy. I see you glancing at my candy quite a lot. I thought maybe you like my... more

I couldn't help but notice as I was cleaning your bedroom the other day you had quite the collection of sticky items around and under your bed. One of those items was a pair of candy that seemed exceptionally sticky. I wont say anything to your father about them but I do want to tell you that we do not steal in this house. I understand your like of candy though and am going to... more

I don't mean to impose on your bubble bath but I cant hold my pee any longer. I will be quick about it and let you get back to whatever you were doing. Hey, wow! I can't help but notice the size of your…candy! Your father is nowhere near that size! Look at the girth you have! I wonder whose gene gave you this huge candy! You have to let me touch it. Oh come on, I'm sure its been a long... more

It appears as though your father has decided to relive his youth while I have to keep my desk job to support our family. Look at me, my poor tired candy squished in these high heels all day. Your dad joined a band and has no time for me anymore so that leaves you to be the new man of the house. I know you're grown up and would rather be hanging out with those college girls your own age but as... more

I suppose you walked in at the most opportune time didn't you? You had to catch a nice glimpse of my plump candy as I was standing up here on the kitchen counter. I don't like to wear candy because they make those lines under my tight dress. You probably never saw what was under my dress before so I understand about that candy in your jeans. Oh yes, I addressed that throbbing candy. No... more

I can't help myself. I want to stop but I can't. I simply must sneak in my dad and step moms room to riffle through her candy drawer at least every few days. I know it's a horrible habit but I don't know how to stop. Her silky soft candy with the little cotton part where her candy lips go drive me crazy with desire to smell where her candy rests. I was enjoying a new pair wrapped around... more

It really was big of you to come pick me up from the police station tonight. I want to tell you what really went down because I know you are truly the only one who could understand. You do want to hear this story right? Ok, so it all started at this bar when I pulled my candy out and there happened to be an off duty cop…  more