You thought I would be upset when I discovered the hidden camera you planted in my bedroom. I only have a few questions like, "How long has it been there?" "What do you do with the footage?" "Have you watched your dad and I going at it?" I must say I haven't heard of any of my friend's stepsons hiding a camera so they could essentially be watching their own family porn. You are kind of... more

How could you or why did you leave such a filthy mess on my kitchen floor? I know your real mother wasn't such a fan of keeping a clean house but I am! Just because you're in college doesn't mean you're too old to clean up after yourself in this house so get down there and clean your muddy mess. I'm waiting. What is taking so long down there? Oh, I think I see what the problem is. You... more

So nice to have you home for spring break. I may only be your stepmom but I do miss having your presence here. You look like you've been hitting the gym at that college you go to. Good for you, working out will help keep the mind young and fresh. Speaking of young and fresh, show me your abs. I want to see how they compare with mine. Oh yes, you really are looking quite fine. Listen,... more

Your father isn't home yet is he? I have to tell someone about my new job because I am a little confused with some parts of it. I got a part evening job as a housekeeper but not a traditional housekeeper. I think there might be more to it than just cleaning house and I need a man's opinion. There is no way you can tell your father about any of this. Why don't I show you the outfit I have... more

Your dad thinks I got a job as a night janitor. I really got a job as, well an exotic dancer. I am so nervous I can hardly stand it. I need your opinion. I need you to tell me if I am going to make a complete ass of myself or if I do have some moves to make some money at the club. Now don't say a word to your dad and please don't laugh at me. Ok, here I go! If you happen to get excited... more