Your father said you wanted to talk with a female about something. I know I'm not your real mother but glad you feel comfortable enough to talk with me. So what is on your mind? You have a freakishly large what? A large candy and you want me to tell you a female's opinion of it? Ok, let's see it. Oh wow! That is huge! But it's ok to have a candy that large. I'm sure there are many girls... more

I'm so glad you're home because I am so confused by something that happened today. I went candy shopping and my old candy size doesn't fit me. I've worn the same size since I married your father years ago. You've seen my candy, only in clothes or my swimsuit but tell me, do they seem bigger? I really need your help. I'm going to place this tape measure around my chest and you tell me what the... more

Every thing feels better without clothes on. If it were up to me I would be candy the whole day but the world doesn't work that way so our lifestyle is restricted to just our home. I think your son is picking up on the way we live because he sure likes to watch me clean house on my regular cleaning days. Oh yes, he is here right now watching me. So long as he keeps getting good grades in his... more

All I was looking for was something to take this headache away. I thought the bottle of blue pills were aspirin or something equivalent but no, I had to stumble upon my dads Viagra. I instantly got a perma candy that wouldn't go away no matter that I candy off four times. I was reading on the internet that if my candy didn't go away in a certain amount of time I would have to go to the ER.... more

I don't want you to feel left out of any candy ed you may not be getting in real life situations so let me take this opportunity to explain a woman to you. I don't think you are getting enough interaction with women and maybe if I show you ways you can please a woman, you will feel more confident in your abilities. You are at the age where you should be going on lots of dates like my own son... more

When did you become such a damn snoop? Do you know where your sister sticks that candy that you have in your hand? Of course you know where that thing goes which is probably why I just caught you with it. I should tell her and your father about this or I could take matters into my own hands the way it should be done to teach you a lesson. Remove your pants and lay across my lap. You... more

It's been one month and I am very proud of you for being such a good boy. Not everyone trusts their step mom enough to let her put him in chastity. I do this for your own good because I know those candy women out there only want to get pregnant from you. Could you imagine trying to go to college and support a woman and baby? Of course not, so this is why I keep your manhood in a cage. Now... more

You know I maxed out your dads credit cards so come help me real quick by doing a web cam show. All I need is your candy, well of course you'll be candy me! You're over eighteen and just my step son so it's all cool. We will make so much money, you will see. You don't even have to talk. I'll do all the work shoving your candy into my candy until our customer is ready to candy his candy then you... more

My stepmom is such a hottie and she doesn't even know it. I can't believe I get to go on a road trip with her, just her and me. My dad is such an idiot in his cheap ways to try and save money. Oh well, his cheap ways pay off for me in a big way. The first hotel we stopped at for the night put us in a king size bed together. What was I to do? I couldn't sleep and had to candy one out. I... more

How could you possibly have an candy at this time of day? I ask you to bring me cleaning solution and next thing I see, you standing there staring at me, with a candy on bulging from your pants! Ok, well I take that to mean you are in desperate need of female attention so go ahead and let's get this over with. I'm telling you to take your candy from your pants and start candy it. I don't... more